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Joke of the Day
"My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him."
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"I've had enough of my wife. Thought the bloated cannibal."
"What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."
"What is a pirate's favorite material? Arrr-gyle."
"Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it."
"Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll."
"How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard? Molest them"
"The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didn't even drink the night before."
"Now that I'm almost 30, there is nothing more sexy to me, than a girl who is fully covered... ...By her health insurance provider."