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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"
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"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street."
"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"
"John Cena wakes up from coma Cena: Where am I? Nurse: I C U Cena: No you don't"
"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"
"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"
"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."
"I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He will just have to mow around me because I'm not moving.."
"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""