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Joke of the Day

"What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach? Oeuf!"

"Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often"

"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."

"TIFU by trying to catch fog I mist"

"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"

"Whats the best part of living in Switzerland? Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus."

"What do you say When you see your tv floating in midair? Drop it nigga!"

"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."

"Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"What's the difference between a Grayhound station and a lobster who got a boob job? Ones a crusty ass bus station, the other is a busty ass crustacean."