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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?"
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"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*"
"What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post? The leisure centre."
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"Go 3 days without your favorite thing. Then go 3 days without sleep. It turns out sleep is actually your favorite thing."
"How often does jet fuel melt steel beams? 9/11"
"If a threesome with two guys and a girl is called a ""manwich"", what do you call a threesome with two girls and a guy? Vaggie burger."
"I just saw a man pick up a screaming child and take her to his van. Man, kids are getting carried away these days."
"So I'm making a TV series about a plane hijacking.. We've just shot the pilot."