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Joke of the Day

"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."

"I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!"

"Taking vocabulary to a whole new thingy"

"Be glad that Hitler existed. Think about all of the Jew jokes we would have missed without him!"

"I asked Ness (of Earthbound and Super Smash Bros. fame) what his favorite TV show was... His reply: PK Blinders!"

"I don't get why I got fired today I was just doing my job... Stalking"

"Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed."

"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards."

"If I had a penny... ...for every time people screwed up their punchline. I'd be one penny richer now."

"I asked my brother why he was taking a dictionary and thesaurus to his theater rehearsal. He said it was a play on words."