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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a confused gnu? A bewildebeest."

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"There's this guy at work who loves shoving baguettes up his butt. What a pain in the ass."
"saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"
"What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink? The Alaskan Bull Worm."
"What does rock music and my grandpa have in common? The Strokes"
"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"
"What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."
"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."
"I like your name Thanks I got it for my birthday"
"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"