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"Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks."
"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the dock."
"[during sex] HER: this isn't working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?"
"I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey and my Bahrain was like Oman I Israel Hungary so Iran."
"Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse? In the foliage."
"How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand."
"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."
"A man walks into a library and asks the Mexican librarian which section would have information about Guppies. The librarian answers... ""Microfiche""."
"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?"" ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""