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Joke of the Day

"Being a courteous dinner guest, I always offer to do the dishes. I'm not the one who's going to eat off them next. Quick rinse works for me."

"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology... ...has always been my Achilles' elbow."

"What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM A blonde going through a flashing red light. No offense to blondes lol"

"The Bat-phone rings, it's... Commissioner Gordon. ""Batman, Jokers at it again. He's stolen all of tampons in Gotham. It's a bloody mess..."""

"Too many men hate it when I put both of my hands on their shoulder and ask if everything is alright take this guy at the urinal for example"

"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."

"I hate people who have a great timing with jokes. When I do it I get responses like ""Who are you and why are you at my grandma's funeral?"""

"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."

"Do you know there is a serial number printed on every condom? I guess you haven't rolled it down far enough."

"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."