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Joke of the Day

"A man was rushed to the ER with six toy horses up his ass The doctors described his condition as stable."

"I eat the free samples at Costco for lunch every day. I'm adding 'enjoys eating out' to my dating profile."

"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"

"Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids."

"Not all math puns are bad Just sum"

"Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? Because they want us all under super-vision!"

"The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat"

"Did you guys hear about the new metal band playing at the winery this evening? They're called Grapes of Wrath."

"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."

"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""