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Joke of the Day

"I bet pain pills are really disappointing to masochists not familiar with the language."

"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."

"Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested? He attributed to the delinquency of a miner."

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic Sails are going through the roof!"

"Why do people choose to become bakers? Because they knead the dough."

"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."

"What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!"

"What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed."

"For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber."

"When I remember trees are alive I like to picture their brain is the roots and the trunk and branches are its legs dangling into the sky."