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Joke of the Day

"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."

"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"

"Watch out for the black ice outside of the bank. It'll rob you of your balance."

"My dog kept me awake all night. Dreadful diarrhoea. Don't think I cooked him properly."

"I told my dad ""Look, I got a B in reading!"" He said ""That's a D you idiot."" -Rocky Laporte http://www.cc.com/video-clips/m25nl8/comedy-central-presents-birthday"

"Why is E the only good letter? Because every other letter is not E!"

"what is the most terrifying sound to a redditor?? pao pao pao..."

"My friend just had a baby. He ordered it online from the Taiwanese black market."

"DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken's stuff."

"Have you ever worked on a farm.. Because you sure know how to raise my cock!"