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Joke of the Day

"I like my horses like I like this kind of joke. Beaten to fucking death. Jesus, come up with something better please."

"What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob."

"What do you call two crows together? Attempted murder."

"I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords."

"What starts with ""W"" and ends with ""ife""? Nevermind, this riddle is too easy."

"My friend can only masturbate when he listens to really bad music. Beats off."

"What's brown and sticky A stick"

"I feel like a tampon... In the right place... at the wrong time.."

"A lot of beautiful women have told me that I am a looker... and that I should stop."

"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."