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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords."
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"COP: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. ME: no hurry."
"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple"
"My mom just took away my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"
"How does a Trumpie become a smooth talker? Takes a laxative."
"My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?"
"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."
"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."
"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"