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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords."
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"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."
"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."
"TIL a post won't be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit."
"Buddy on FB just posted this, I had to share What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Life is all about perspective... The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"What do you call an Islamic mosquito? A 'mosque-ito'."
"She's so ugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road!"
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape"
"My son also calls crystal meth, ""Cwistal Math""! A-dorable! ;)"