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Joke of the Day

"A lot of beautiful women have told me that I am a looker... and that I should stop."

"What did the man say after he was hit by the car? Nothing. He was dead."

"What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!"

"I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard."

"My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint."

"I tried to catch some fog... I mist."

"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"

"A police body camera is like Pokemon GO for catching criminals Mostly because it never seems to work properly"

"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."