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Joke of the Day

"*kneels to pray* ""Hello, God?"" ""YOU'VE REACHED CUSTOMER SUPPORT."" ""Who is this?"" ""MY NAME IS BRAD."" ""Are you in Heaven, Brad?"" ""NO, INDIA."""

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"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"
"What is the new LGBT flavor enhancer for cunnilingus? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) creme brulee"
"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. jk, rolling."
"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"
"Did you hear about that new film on the B-17 aircraft? It bombed"
"I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day."
"Ugh just started writing a script for my screenwriting class & nicolas cage kicked down my door to say he wants the lead role. hes so sweaty"
"[thinks about me petting a very cool dog] me: oh hell yea"