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Joke of the Day
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"
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"Hillary: After Benghazi Hearing I ""Sat Around Eating Indian Food And Drinking Wine And Beer"" Christie: ""Just another Tuesday morning for me."""
"Little kid making faces at you from his bus window? Follow him home and make faces through his window at night."
"Sex is like CPR. Two inches at 100 beats per minute."
"A good pun is its groan reward!"
"What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn."
"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"
"Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)"
"Michael Brown, Freddie Gray... The police really don't like colored people."
"[bar trivia night] and remember no using your phones unless it's an emergency me: [five minutes later] hello 911? are butterflies insects?"