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Joke of the Day
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"
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"Each cigarette you smoke takes six minutes off your life. A friend of mine was such a heavy smoker he actually went back in time."
"How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb? Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm."
"Homosexuals please help me. I think my hamsters are gay. How do I let them know it's okay?"
"What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar? ""Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"""
"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"
"Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan? Cos they're always pro-Bono"
"Did you hear about the man trapped in a nun's body? His name is God."
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital? ''Doctor Dolittle.'' EDIT: The doctor off that movie that talks to the animals."