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Joke of the Day
"Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina? He thought it was the white thing to do."
Next Joke
"The amount of stuff coming out of this woman's handbag as she searched for her keys, I wouldn't be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too."
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A nigg-air!"
"Wife: You were right. Me: Say it again. Wife: You were right. Me: Again. Wife: You were right. Me: One more time. Wife: You wer- *wakes up*"
"I know the year isn't quite over, but so far, what are your Top 50 movies of 2012 with Tyler Perry?"
"He was like, 'We're all slowly dying' So I was like, 'WRONG' and I threw him in front of a moving bus."
"A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register."
"Have you heard that Magnesium is dating Oxygen? OMg"
"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."
"My girlfriend kept putting off sex until tomorrow... ...but tomorrow never cums"