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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad But you have to draw the line somewhere."
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"Men are not sexist Because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do."
"Rosie O'Donnell is such a hipster ...she hated Trump before it was cool."
"What's the difference between my wife and the dress? The dress is white and gold"
"I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack."
"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."
"I ordered a pizza. I don't think the guy understood how to get here. Is it free if it's 5 years late?"
"Sometimes when I'm about to sneeze, I snort some glitter. Then when I finally sneeze, glitter fills the air and people think I'm a wizard."
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch? Paddy O'Furniture"
"The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down."