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Joke of the Day

"5-year-old: I missed chicken nugget day at daycare. Me: So? 5-year-old: My life is falling apart."

"What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster."""

"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""

"We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without Borders' We should donate borders instead"

"Why can t my 14 year old friend drive... Because she s a woman"

"Do you remember blowing bubbles in the bathtub as a kid? Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!"

"The worst excuse I have ever came up with."

"I used to be a banker But I lost *interest*"

"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."

"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."