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Joke of the Day

"WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE"

"What is the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"", and a prostitute says ""any-cock-will-do."""

"How many musos does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"Yo momma so fat... She is geographically bipolar."

"Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox."

"What do you call a sad suicidal bird? A Robin Williams."

"Boys are like bras.. They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart... ...also that's when the support ends"

"If you want to find a cure for stupid, take a tissue sample from people who call and request songs they're already playing 50 times a day."

"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."

"I get that preschoolers go to bed early but it's still weird that Nick Jr becomes a hardcore porn channel every night at 8."