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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat... She is geographically bipolar."

"Stare at the waitress's boobs when you tell her you want ""everything"" on your sandwich. Ya never know..."

"Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard ... and that is what comes out !"

"Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!"

"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.."

"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger And then it hit me."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."

"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct"

"Mary had a little lamb And a side of mashed potatoes"