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Joke of the Day

"I get that preschoolers go to bed early but it's still weird that Nick Jr becomes a hardcore porn channel every night at 8."

"It's funny when guys say ""treat your girl right or I will"" lol if you could treat girls right then where is your girl?"

"If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : ""He said, stupidly."""

"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."

"Have you heard about the free, legal, new release movie download service? Yeah, all that you need to do is hack into Sony's email server. HAHAHA... topical."

"I like to bring bags of winter clothes into strip clubs and tell them to cover up. Then yell how they're embarrassing the family."

"New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong... He can't enjoy watching the ball drop."

"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"

"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"

"I got a job with the Postal Service So I could tell people I'm a mail escort."