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Joke of the Day

"Austria's Conchita Wurst wins Eurovision amid Russia, Ukraine tensions Click on the link to watch the video in youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZlqNfZr40"

"They're going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps.... This is so you can watch someone else being fucked at the same time as you."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist... ... a black man might rob me."

"My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me."

"Wouldn't mind having a bonus hole that fireworks shot out of when I got confused."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A brick to the back of his head should do it."

"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."

"HER: my dad hates puns but loves food ME: got it HER: dad, this my date ME: hey papaya yam glad to meat u HIM: *shakes then crushes my hand*"

"What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby? Kushie kushie koo"

"How fuckin' good do babies smell!? I wanna jam one up each nostril and rob a bank!"