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Joke of the Day
"I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it."
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"The first rule about mime club... Is you don't talk about mime club."
"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."
"I would send a joke but my autobiography hasn't come out yet"
"How do you feel about tapes and cds? Well you're gonna love it when I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts on your face."
"trampoline Back in the days in was called a jumpoline, but than your mama used it."
"I miss the good old days when boot camp was for soldiers, not pudgy sorority girls attempting to get in shape for Spring Break."
"The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."
"What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia"
"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."