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Joke of the Day
"I would send a joke but my autobiography hasn't come out yet"
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"Cripple jokes are terrible... I just cant stand them..."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? He was out standing in his field."
"""Guess my nationality"" the old man said Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. ""You're correct, but where's the t?"" asked the man. ""In the harbor"""
"I've stopped trying to explain twitter to my friends and now just say,""I collect tiny imaginary people in my phone using jokes as bait."""
"What does a black man get after sex? 15 years - life in prison."
"What's the name of a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."
"I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"
"Waiter waiter this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight sir. Then bring me the winner."
"Turning 40 When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40. 2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2."