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Joke of the Day
"Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman... Im sorry"
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"I hope that one day I am as fearless as a New York City Pigeon."
"My name is David and I had my ID stolen the other day. Now they just call me Dav."
"How many tickles does an octopus like? Ten-tickles"
"Just wrote ""Rhanks"" to someone. Who am I? Scooby Doo?"
"What's the difference between an orange and a baby? You don't fuck an orange after you peel its skin. Credits go to my friend for telling me."
"St. Patricks Day Whenever people pinch me on Saint Patricks Day, I punch them. Because whatever you do with ""I"" I do with ""U"""
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends"
"What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away? A Fraudian slip."
"I'm seriously disappointed by /r/goldbenefits. Not even one name appeared in the Panama papers."