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Joke of the Day
"I hope that one day I am as fearless as a New York City Pigeon."
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"A new drink Some bars are serving this new drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy"". It's notjing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan."
"A women takes her to dog to the vet. ""Doctor every time I take a shower my great dane tries to hump me""... Doctor: So you want him neutered. Woman: No, declawed."
"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"
"Sign in a store window during a blizzard ""Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"""
"What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection? Uncultured swine."
"What disease does a mad scientist have? boffin spongiform encephalopathy"
"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist."
"An iphone user walks into a bar, a hotel, or a field. He's not too sure"