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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an orange and a baby? You don't fuck an orange after you peel its skin. Credits go to my friend for telling me."

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"I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit, my neighbor said ""I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"""
"I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese's pieces"
"I can't wait for Kim Kardashian to get old"
"How many figures does a stripper make? I don't know, but it's not a father figure."
"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."
"What the difference between a filthy bus station and a crab with implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ......"
"Men, of course we need you. Because, jars."
"Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Happy saint Patricks Day!"
"My Dad started singing these to me last night. Thought Reddit might appreciate them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmqP25iALtU"