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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does an octopus like? Ten-tickles"
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"Did you guys hear about gay 9/11? Never faget."
"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"
"ME (wakes up from coma): whatve I missed WIFE: Trump's running for prez & the Cubs are favs to win the World Series M: haha ok but srsly tho"
"This oatmeal tastes just like bacon because I threw it away and I'm eating bacon."
"A boy swallows a whole jar of coins... A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is taken to a hospital. When the doctor came out to speak with the parents, he said, ""No change yet."""
"The problem with feminists... The problem with feminists is that they don't stop talking and I just want to fuck them."
"Auto correct changed naughty with nausea and it was the best decision i ever made in this relationship."
"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"
"What do you call a cow... With three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? .... YOUR MOM."