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Joke of the Day
"I really love the way the earth rotates... It makes my day."
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"Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp"
"""I am out of the office. If you need immediate help please contact customer service."" ""Dude this isn't email I'm standing in front of you."""
"If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime... ...would anybody care?"
"My ex-girlfriends all did me dirty like the first 25% of a Netflix loading screen. I was repeatedly tricked into thinking there was a connection"
"Where does a race on the Swedish border end at? The Finnish line."
"I came home to a trail of bread leading to the bedroom & of course I followed, only to find my husband in bed with 10 ducks. I'm heartbroken"
"Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them"
"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be an actor"" Now I'm the only one laughing"
"What's the difference between a Youtuber and a hooker? Both are getting fucked, but the hooker's still getting paid."