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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them"

"Good jokes What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser? It's terminal."

"I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day."

"Mulder: we're trapped with ghosts in the stomach of a metal worm. Scully: those are just people, Mulder. We're on a train."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick"

"Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise."

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."

"A Wife calls her son to see where him and his dad are He answers with moans in the backround, ""In my room?"" He says, the mom storms up there expecting porn, or sex. She got one of them right..."

"Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful? Everybody gets a happy ending."

"What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy"