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Joke of the Day

"""I am out of the office. If you need immediate help please contact customer service."" ""Dude this isn't email I'm standing in front of you."""

"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."

"Why do skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer."

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."

"I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay. Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'."

"My mother came up to me and said, ""Son, what does MILF stand for?"" I said, ""Mum I'd Like to Fuck"" She said, ""Ok, let me bath first."""

"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."

"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"

"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."

"chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried."