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Joke of the Day

"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."

"There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car. I couldn't get into it."

"I'm deleting some dumb tweets. I need all your passwords please."

"The following is an actual question given on a Yale university chemistry final exam"

"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."

"What do you call a special needs kid who is late for class? ""tardy"""

"Renee Zellweger walked into a bar... ""Oh, so that's what happened!"""

"A single text to my mom is like pulling that loose thread on a sweater."

"I recently joined a group for ambidextrous people. It didn't feel right, so I left."

"I'm selling my parachute. Mint condition. Never opened, only used once"