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Joke of the Day

"My review of the sun One star"

"Woke up to a beautiful May morning Then we all exchanged gifts and sang carols."

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"I just finished doing 100 push-ups over a period of 8 years"

"[ during job interview ] - ""Why do you think you would make a good asset to our team?"" - ""I give up, why?"""

"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."

"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick up your ass!"

"I Couldn't believe my dad got fired from his roadworks job... For stealing, but when I got home all the signs where there!"

"If I was a waiter & asked if the customer was done eating & they said no, I would say 'fat fuck'. Then draw a hippopotamus on their check."