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"Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know."
"I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously.."
"What came first: the chicken or the egg? The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner."
"What language do bees speak? The beesnese"
"Why do you never see any gay Egyptian Sailors? Because they're all in de Nile."
"Deep Thoughts Do you think that, when two police officers are having sex, they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?"
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"What did the toaster say to the pop tart? I want you inside of me."
"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia."