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Joke of the Day
"What's black and can't swim? A microwave oven."
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"9 y/o daughter: dad, what's your favourite healthy food? Me: fruits. Your's? 9: Eggs Me: Good 9: like Reese's peanut butter eggs"
"Have you heard the joke about German sausage? It's the wurst."
"I was on a first date ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say! Go on then,"" she laughed. I said, ""Zero"""
"Recently girls have been mistaking me as British, It's because, honey, when I nut, ""Cheerio!"""
"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"
"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"
"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"
"Why don't the Amish waterski? The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH"
"Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks ""Who might you be?"" ""I AM THORRRR!!!"" His horse perks up and says ""Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."""