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Joke of the Day

"Top Rated Videos: OOps! Fail Blackflip .Hahaha Looser!!! http://streetpranks.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/funny-poor-boy-sweet-backflip-lollss.html"

"Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!"

"Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jamaal can you please paint the fence""."

"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"

"Q: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A: One sells watches and the other watches cells."

"""Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest."" Britney Spears whispers, ""Amateur."""

"The Voice Coach Voice Coach: ""Let's start with a scale."" Student: ""Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!"" Voice Coach: ""Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't take that tone with mi!"""

"Did you hear about the competition between Volvo and the other Swedish car manufacturer? It's all just a Saab story, really."

"Nothing makes me scream louder during sex than when my husband calls to let me know he's on his way home from work."

"Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP!"