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Joke of the Day
"What was the fat asian rapper's name? Too chinz"
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"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"
"ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious. THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan. ME: Oh. I thought you said ""satin."""
"What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine."
"What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother? Leave the plunger in the pot."
"*Takes kids for sushi before seeing ""Finding Dory""*"
"What has 99 legs and one tooth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert."
"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"
"Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle."
"Infants annoy me How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? you nail it's other hand to the floor"