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"What Is The Most Offensive Joke You Have Ever Heard?"
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"What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral? She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish"
"So my science teacher started class today with ""Relative Dating....."" It's like prom night in Kentucky."
"What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet."
"Man gets left side crushed in car accident. But don't worry he's all right now"
"Therapist: How's your narcissism? Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* [opens window] HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"""
"""Cu Later!"" - a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now."
"Optometrist: Any questions about laser eye surgery? Me: How big of lasers will my eyes shoot? Him: Me: Him: How much money do you have?"
"How can complex numbers be real if i's not real?"
"And tonights weather: Dark."