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Joke of the Day
"All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller."
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"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."
"Do you know why Jesus doesn't eat M&M's? Because they fall through the holes in his hands."
"My daughter asked me to help her with her math homework so I had to sit her down and explain that breast implants are way easier than math."
"My doctor told me I needed to lose some weight. So I cut off my leg."
"So a Scottish man is talking to his angry girlfriend.... She goes, ""How many other girls have you had sex with?"" The Scotsman starts counting in his head, but after the 12th sheep, he falls asleep."
"Did you hear about the eagle that performed a piano concerto? The applause was quite raptor-ous!"
"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"
"My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow? An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!"