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Joke of the Day
"As a child I had difficulty putting things down It's a habit I can't seem to let go."
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"What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies? You can't unload sand with pitchforks."
"So I was going down on my grandmother the other day.. And her pussy tasted like horse semen. I had to stop myself for a second and think to myself ""Is this how she died?"""
"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"
"a contractor is just a regular tractor that rips people off"
"Body language tells us a lot about people. For example, my neighbor really doesn't like to be held underwater for more than 2 minutes."
"What do you call an existential lycanthrope? A whywolf."
"Only one Chinese man lived in my hometown, and I still couldn't tell him apart."
"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."
"What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !"