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Joke of the Day
"As a child I had difficulty putting things down It's a habit I can't seem to let go."
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"Dear whoever is playing sweet child o' mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!"
"What illness causes breasts to grow all over your body? Heap-a-tities."
"How do you offend a vegan? Cover your ears with your hands"
"Unshakable Fact # 5 Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available."
"I submitted a penis joke once The mod tagged it long..."
"My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge. He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language."
"There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left? 66."
"What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? An Amish mechanic."
"Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards? The Isle of Wight ferry."