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Joke of the Day
"Why was Joan of Arc never good in debates? Because she could not take the heat."
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"What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show? Lost"
"Someday, my kids will say ""daddy, wanna hear a cool story"" and it will actually be followed by the telling of a cool story."
"Difference between erotic and perverted You can be erotic by gently stroking your girlfriend with a feather. But its perverted if you take the whole goose to do it."
"A man walks into a bar ouch, that hurt!"
"NOTHING says ""I am batshit, incapable of relationships, bad with money & cannot be trusted"" like colored contact lenses."
"I hate the beginning and I hate the end So that's why I became a midwife."
"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"
"How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level."
"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."