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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level."
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"What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara? Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho"
"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"
"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"Don't ever change for anyone. Nothing is worth compromising your beliefs. Unless it's for money."
"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."
"Speaking of jokes that aren't funny cut it out with the abortion ones"
"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"
"heres a funny one. womens rights /s"
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAIIIIIINS"