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Joke of the Day

"Difference between erotic and perverted You can be erotic by gently stroking your girlfriend with a feather. But its perverted if you take the whole goose to do it."

"A nuclear physicist is drinking at Oktoberfest... He approaches the bar to and calls over a barman. The barman asks what he would like, and the physicist raises one finger and says, ""Ein Stein""."

"Was the discovery of a new planet an accident? or did they planet"

"If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now"

"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"

"A bee was buzzing around my head and I was all ""It's not worth it, bro"" and he was all ""Fuck you, let's dance."" Stung me and he's dead."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint"

"*horror movie ""The calls are coming from inside the house!"" ""Can you find out from where? I want some chips but I'm too lazy to get up."""

"""Bear with me for a minute."" - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend."

"Bill Cosby is going to have a new show Women Say the Darndest Things"