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Joke of the Day
"Life is like chess... We can't all be white."
Next Joke
"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer. CREDIT: Friend told this one"
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"
"What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes? A loli-pop"
"I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that."
"I once heard this joke about corn It was a-maizeing"
"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."
"Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!"
"Patient And Doctor Joke Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"I cracked a beer at 9:11 this morning... Too soon?"