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Joke of the Day
"Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza? Little Caeser's"
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"I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone."
"I have a very defined ab. That's not a typo, I only have a single ab"
"Tourettes What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!"
"If I were black... I'd stand in front of a tanning salon and laugh at all the customers. Source: Neal Brennan"
"Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!!! Britain: ""What happened to the T?"" America: ""We threw it in the Harbor!"""
"Honey! I'm pregnant! Hello pregnant, I'm Dad."
"What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend."
"If I'm old enough to be your mother we can't date. Just kidding. Go ask for your allowance and buy me a drink."
"3 guys walked into a bar... I was outside, i didn't see what happend..."