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Joke of the Day
"What's the best campsite in the world? Auschwitz, received well over three million starts"
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"knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""KGB."" ""KGB wh--"" [slap recipient of the joke] ""Vee vill ask za questions!"""
"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."
"I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore"
"If you had to choose between your local WNBA team winning the finals and receiving $5..... What would you spend your $5 on?"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ISIS. Definitely ISIS."
"Why do all the lesbians shop at The Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."
"How do you make three pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."
"Trying to grab something out of my minivan while the automatic door is closing is the most Indiana Jones-y part of my day."
"NSFW Your cock's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"