200932
Joke of the Day
"How do you make three pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."
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"Miley Cyrus's fiance wants to break up with her. When asked why, he said that it's not twerking."
"Hey girl, you smell like you're going to give me the wrong number."
"I pay all my bills in loose coins... I've been told to change my ways."
"What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare? They're practically non existent."
"good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler"
"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"You think your spouse loves you?Put them & a dog in the trunk of the car for a day. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?"
"Why can't you hear rabbits have sex? because they have cotton balls."
"How not to be funny. /r/funny"