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Joke of the Day
"If two vegetations are fighting... Is it still considered beef?"
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"I wish there was some way to get rid of the stupid apple in this caramel apple."
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"CASHIER: is there anything else I can help you with? ME: *pulls out my trigonometry homework from 1995* yes, yes there is"
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