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Joke of the Day
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity .... It's impossible to put down."
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"What do you call 2 doctors walking together? Pair-o-Medics"
"Looks like Putin will be having Turkey for Thanksgiving"
"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."
"When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'"
"Why did God invent men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn"
"How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest"
"What did you do wrong if your wife comes out of the kitchen and yells at you? You made her chain to long."
"What do you call a ""to-go"" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant? Alfredosehen"
"Where do Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder go in the summer? To concentration camp."